Tuesday 10 April 2018

[www.keralites.net] OLD MAN AND MIXER

 

 OLD MAN & THE MIXER
Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : Turn on the mixer.
Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day......
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love. 
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the mixer.
Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"
Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer.
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[www.keralites.net] WEEDING SPEECH ...

 

A Wedding Speech of a lady in her in-laws' house...
"My dear members of a new family, I thank you all for welcoming me in this new house.
First, I must tell you that my presence here should not change your routine life.
Those who used to wash clothes must keep on doing it;
Those who cooked food must keep cooking;
Those who cleaned the house must keep on cleaning.
I won't disturb anybody's routine.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to....
Eat BUN, 
Have FUN and 
Control your SON.
All are shocked!
She rocked...!
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