Monday 13 February 2017

[www.keralites.net] Happy Valentine day A moral tale [1 Attachment]

 




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Subject:  A moral tale
 
 

An  Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of  water. It  got so bad that even his camel died of thirst.

He crawled through the  sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a  shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He  crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that it was a  Manischewitz wine bottle.

It appeared that there may be a drop or two  left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top and out popped a genie.

 
BUT  this was no ordinary Genie.This  genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi,
complete  with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzis.

 
'Vell  kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got tree vishes.'

'I'm  not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm  not going to trust a Jewish genie!'

'Vott you got to lose? Looks ta me -  you're a goner anyvay!'

The Arab thought about this for a minute and  decided that
the  genie was right. 'Okay,  I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink.'

* * * * *  * * P O O F! * * * * * * * * *

The  Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was  surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'Okee-dokee  kiddo, vat's your second vish?'

'My second wish is that I were rich  beyond my wildest dreams.'

* * * * * * * P O O F!* * * * * * * *  *

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare  old coins and precious gems.

'Okay kid, you got just vone more  vish.  Best  you should make it a good vone!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the  Arab says, 'I  wish that no matter where I go, beautiful  women will always need and want me!'

* * * * * * * P O O F! * * * * * * *  * *

He was turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If  you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's  bound to be a string attached.
 


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[www.keralites.net] : Valentine's Day Love Quotes [1 Attachment]

 




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They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. Bil Keane
 
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
 
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. Emma Goldman
 
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Rupert Brooke
 



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[www.keralites.net] 14-02-2017 திருச்சி நா.பிரசன்னா-வின் இன்றைய குறுந்தகவல் [4 Attachments]

 





 
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14-02-2017  திருச்சி நா.பிரசன்னா-வின் இன்றைய குறுந்தகவல்
 
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[www.keralites.net] 14-02-2017 TODAY’S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN 7 Step Breathing Techniques Of Pranayama Yoga! [3 Attachments]

 




 
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14-02-2017  TODAY'S MESSAGE FROM TRICHY PRASANNAN
 
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Subject: 7 Step Breathing Techniques Of Pranayama Yoga!

Most of us do not give importance to the way breathe.
But to breathe as per proper Pranayama Techniques advocated by yoga experts can ensure better heath for ever.
- SIVA
 
 
 
 

Steady your breathing and while exhaling, sharply push the air out forcefully. Relax. Inhaling takes place on its own as the stomach distends back to normal. Repeat at least 30 times or up to a minute for starters. Later you may advance to 5-10 min. By the end of a kapal bhati session, I could already feel my abdominals and throat tightened. Initially my sneezing problem got aggravated by Kapal Bhati so I had to keep a handkerchief at close quarters. But with practice, this technique works wonders for respiratory problems and blocked nose. It is tricky and it takes a little time to master it. Baba Ramdev has said that this pranayama is an all in one cure & that it helps alleviate obesity, gastrointestinal diseases, uterus problems, diabetes, cholesterol, allergies, asthma, snoring, and aids concentration. However, it is contraindicated for hypertension and heart patients.
 
 
 
 
 
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 Thanks to Dakiya Dak Laya for posting these 7 steps breathing techniques of Pranayama Yoga.
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[www.keralites.net] Fwd: Hilarious: This Man Has Gotten Himself Into a Pickle

 

The Pickle Factory Worker and His Urge

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. 

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. 

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.


"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. 

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my… umm… member into the pickle slicer?" 

"Oh, Bill, you didn't." 

"Yes, I did." 

"My God, Bill, what happened?" 

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" 

"Oh - she got fired too."


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