Saturday 16 December 2017

[www.keralites.net] YEAR END THOUGHTS - part 2

 

YEAR END THOUGHTS - part 2
*The road to success is always under construction.
*When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --not screaming, like the passengers in his car. *:) happy
*A Bad Attitude Is Like A Flat Tyre, You Can't Go Anywhere Until You Change It !!
*Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils – (Louis H Berlioz )
*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
*Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
*Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
*I told my wife that a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
*Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
*Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. – (Jerry Garcia)
*The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
*In God we trust says the U.S. dollar; all others must pay cash.
*The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
*Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. – (Mrs. White, Clue 1985)
*Politics is the art of differing with any opinion suggested by the opposing party even if it benefits the nation.(T.C's opinion)
*If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. 
– (Homer Simpson)
*Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
*Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – ( Maryon Pearson)
*Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)
*"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." You only reap the benefits after your death, which 
goes to some undeserving legal heirs. – (Al Bundy)


 
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