Sunday 18 January 2015

[www.keralites.net] One liners about India

 



Here are some interesting one liners about India. 

India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time.
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India is the only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'.
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Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you.
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In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.
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The ABC of what sells in India, Astrology, Bollywood and Cricket.
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In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss.
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In the West people have sex and hope for a marriage. In India people marry and hope for sex.
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India has not roads with potholes, but potholes with a bit of road around them.
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In India to become rich you have to become a politician and to become a politician you have to be rich.
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The most crucial part of a traffic signal in India without which it doesn't work at all, is a policeman.
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The four most crucial pillars of Indian Society are – Religion, Casteism, Corruption and Hypocrisy.
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Only country where reserved enjoy more benefits than the deserved.
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India is a place where the only rights people get are the last rites.
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India is the only country where it takes 15 minutes to reach a place by walking, whereas it takes an hour by car to reach the same place.
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In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair.
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In India, the Capitalists are greedy and the Socialists are envious.
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Where people worship Goddess Durga, but kill a girl even after healthy delivery.
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Where Olympic shooter gets 3 crore rupees for gold medal, but soldier who dies of shooting while fighting with another nation gets mere 1 Lakh.
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India is a place where rules are made to be broken and roads are built to be dug.
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Is your land in danger of being acquired by the government? Don't worry, keep calm and build a Mosque.
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India is the only country in the world where more fighter pilots are killed and more fighter jets destroyed during peace than in war.
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In India, any time is a tea time.
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India is always on list of developing countries..
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In India, you don't drive on the left of the road, you drive on what is left on the road.
Ln. P.K. Agrawal

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[www.keralites.net] Home remedy for Depression

 



What is Depression?

Depression is an illness, which involves the mind, body and thoughts. Don?t confuse it with physical weakness which will go away within days. It is in fact a condition, which interferes in our daily routine and causes unnecessary problems in our daily life.

Causes of Depression

There are plenty of factors, which cause depression in humans; these mainly include genetic causes, hormonal changes, deficiency of vitamin B complex, stress and trauma, biochemical causes, environmental factors and other physiological disorders such as eating disorders and anxiety disorders.

Home remedy for Depression

Several home remedies help cure depression. Some of them are follows:

1 - Rose petals when boiled in water and consumed provide relief from depression.
 
2 - Eat apple with honey and milk. This will enlighten your mood and will bring you out of depression; it is a proven home remedy for depression.

3 - Drinking licorice tea can also treat depression. However, don?t drink it more than three cups.
 
4 - The powder of Asparagus root is also an effective home remedy that helps cure depression.
 
5 - A normal immersion bath when taken for duration of one hour daily can also prove beneficial in bringing you out from depression.

6 - Seedpod of the plant Griffonia Simplicifolia known as 5HTP when consumed while feeling depressed works wonders. This is because it produces serotonin, a neurotransmitter in the brain, which provides relief from depression.

7 - A tea made up of mixture of basil leaves and sage when consumed also provides relief from depression. This is a proven home remedy that goes into curing depression.

Eating powder of cardamom seeds can also effectively bring you out of depression. Boil the powder in hot water, add some sugar for taste, and then drink the tea two times a day.

9 - Meditation and relaxation are also an efficient cure for depression. Meditation creates a balance in the nervous system, which is vital to cure stress and depression.

10 - A mixture of nutmeg powder and fresh amla juice when taken three times a day can easily bring you out of depression. This is also one of the proven home remedies for depression.

Apart from these home remedies, you will also have to make changes to your diet. This is because diet has a fundamental effect on curing of depression. Hence resort to a balanced diet as a even a slight nutritional deficiency can deteriorate the situation

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[www.keralites.net] : Take Some Time ....Thoughts : [ B D Jain ]

 

Take Some Time...


We have little and lots of time on our hands in this life, it really depends how we use it. One of the most important things life teaches us, is to spend our precious time on the right things, the things that matter most and will help both us and others throughout life.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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