Sunday 5 October 2014

[www.keralites.net] The Blonde Man Has Finally Arrived

 


A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday
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[www.keralites.net] HOW TO AVOID CATARACTS

 

How to Avoid Cataracts

A cataract is a clouding that develops in the lens of the eye and blur our vision, causing nearsightedness (myopia) and decreasing our ability to detect the color blue. Left untreated, they may even cause full blindness. Many people develop cataracts in later ages, but there are ways to refrain from developing it, especially at an earlier age. Adhere to these tips and you may prevent a cataract ever forming on your lens!
 
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Protect the eyes from the potential side effects of certain medications. Prolonged use of steroids, tranquilizers, and psoriasis medication may cause cataracts when taken in large doses over a long period of time.
 
 
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Those suffering from diabetes should keep their blood sugar under control. This is because diabetics tend to develop cataracts faster and at an earlier age than other adults.
 
 
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Protect your eyes from ultraviolet sun rays as these rays speed up the development of cataracts. Whenever out in the sun, wear sunglasses.
 
 
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Studies have shown that antioxidant vitamins such as vitamin C, vitamin E and beta carotene slow the development of cataracts. Make sure your body doesn't lack any of these vitamins and if it does, take supplements.
 
 
If there is uncontrolled diabetes, injury to the eye, or visual symptoms of decreased reading vision, consult an ophthalmologist to evaluate the problem to help restore sight and prevent blindness. 
 
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Foods like butter, oils (except olive oil) and salt, and increased fat consumption in general has been associated with a higher risk of developing cataracts. So, avoid using or limit the intake of such foods.
 
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A diet rich in spinach, cruciferous vegetables (like broccoli), tomatoes, peppers, citrus fruits and melons help prevent cataracts.
 
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Avoid exposure to heavy metals, particularly cadmium, copper, lead, iron and nickel as they may also increase cataract formation as these metals have been found in cataractous lenses.
 
 
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Cataracts that occur due to the ageing process cannot be prevented as the ageing process itself cannot be prevented, but they can be delayed and fought against, so that you may not have to deal with them when you get older.

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[www.keralites.net] Incredible Photos [46 Attachments]

 

This is pretty amazing !!​

 

1. Path-Laying Machine

2. The Internal Mechanism of a Watch by Patek Philippe, Considered the Finest Watchmaker in the World

3. Sunset and Eclipse Happening at the Same Time

4. Algodones Sand Dunes Curvy Border Fence in Southern California

5. Perfect Cubes of Pyrite Formed by Mother Nature

6. Melted Glass in a Fire Damaged Building

7. World's Deepest Swimming Pool - 113 Ft. Deep and Holding 600,000 Gallons

8. A Turtle Riding a Jellyfish

9. A Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth

10. You Won't Believe How Accurate GE's New CT Scanner Is

11. Horizontally Spiraled Bricks On a New Restaurant Building

12. Lizard Shed His Entire Face in One Go

13. Intricate Colored Pencil Drawing of a Wave

14. This Eggshell Has More Than 20,000 Holes Drilled in It

15. Sverd i fjell Giant Sword Monument in Norway

16. Present Day Manhattan Versus What It Would Have Looked Like 600 Years Ago

17. Cool Idea for a Bridge

18. This Is What Space Mountain Looks Like With the Lights On

19. Cabbage Geometry

20. The Fukang Meteorite

21. Human Vision (Top) vs. Cat Vision (Bottom)

22. A Cabinet Carved to Look Like a Digital Glitch

23. Grass After a Lightning Strike

24. This 3D-Printed Cast Uses Ultrasound to Heal Bones 40% Faster

25. Bridge Over Icy Water

26. Fireworks, When the Camera Refocuses During the Explosion

27. Wounded Lion Sculpture in Honor of Swiss Guards Who Died in the French Revolution - Luzern, Switzerland

28. Artist Designs a Wolf Out of Pipe Cleaners

29. Moreton Island, Queensland, Australia. It's a man made scuttle structure so boats could have safe anchorage while also providing a neat dive site

30. Lenticular 'UFO' Cloud

31. The Runway at the Gibrnkgar International Airport Has a Road Crossing It

32. Loaf of Art. Each Color Was Layered to Form the Picture. Apparently Each Slice Sold for $5000.

33. View of Space Shuttle Atlantis from the International Space Station

34. What a Liter Bottle of Soda Looks Like Before Compressed Air Is Added

35. Rarely Seen Back of the Hoover Dam Before It Was Filled with Water in 1936

36. Marlon Brando Before and After His Makeup Was Done for His Role in the Godfather

37. Power Strip Liberators

38. Cross Section of Undersea Cable

39. This Is Only One Picture

40. Cryptex Flash Drive

41. Cross Section of a Commercial Airplane

42. There Are 1 Million Different Colors in This Picture

43. Hitler Had to Cut His Moustache to Fit Into a Gas Mask. This Is How He Looked Before

44. A Fish That Eats Prey Up to 10x Its Mass and Twice Its Length

45. Bismuth Is a Chemical Element With An Amazing Iridescent Oxide Surface

46. Coins Stacked in Such a Way That They Extend Past the Edge of the Table


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