Wednesday 20 February 2013

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[www.keralites.net] Khatte-mitten khabharain - only humour today..!

 

 
 
Change yourself, if you want peace.
It is easier to protect our feet with shoes
than to carpet the earth.
 
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Woman to eye doctor about her husband: �He needs special lenses to help him see dishes in the sink and laundry that needs to be folded.�
 
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A boy went to the bellaet with his mother.  As the program began, the boy leaned over his seat and whisphered, �Mom, they�re all dancing on their toes.�
 
�Yes, I know,� said his mother.  �That�s the way they do it.
 
The boy watched for a moment longer and then said, �Well, why don�t they just get taller dancers?�
 
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Tweet of the day: �A group burnt only half a bus for today�s bandh.  When I asked why, they said it�s a 2 day bandh.  They�ll burn the other half tomorrow.�
 
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Mindchow
 
�Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing�
 
(Me: Me not so sure.. but we taxpayers shell out good money to government servants practically for doing nothing)
 
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Pun fun!
 
I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she�s been giving me lately!
 
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Health tips
 
Catching a whiff of rosemary herb increases alertness and improves memory..
 
 
 
Health warning
 
Chemicals called secondary amines in permanent hair dyes, can react with tobacco smoke and other pollutants to  create one of the most powerful cancer-causing compounds called N-nitrosamines, researchers reported in the journal, Materials.
 
 
(Me: meaning hair dyes are not something to die for, LITERALLY
 
 
Weird world
 
Man has wrong testicle removed by bungling docs
 
A British man fears he will never father a child after bungling surgeons removed the wrong testicle in a cancer op.
 
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Word of the day..
 
�Street Nurse�
 
A nurse who treats homeless people, prostitutes, drug users and other denizens of the street.
 
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Think it over
 
�Democracy is when the people keep a government in check� � Aung Sa Suu Kyi
 
(Me: Maybe.  Bt out government is checkmated without rhyme or reason..)
 
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Pun fun ..2
 
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
 
Daisy say to Dolly, �I was artificially inseminated this morning.�
 
�I don�t believe you,� say Dolly.
 
�It�s true, no bull!�
 
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Pun fun3
 
�If we do not hang together, all hang separately� � Benjamin Franklin.
 
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Pun fun
 
�Strike while the politics is hot.� � Bachi Karkaria

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[www.keralites.net] USEFUL TIPS

 

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An apple to make tomatoes ripen
If you're tired of waiting and would like to make your tomatoes ripe in half the time, put them in a bowl with an apple or two, and cover them up with plastic wrap.


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Beans for wax
fill up the candle house with a layer of raw beans. It's not only a nice decoration, but the beans will also keep the candle steady and capture the wax drops.

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Toothpick on scotch tape
Mark the end of the scotch tape by rolling it up with a toothpick at the end.


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Orange Peel to conserve moisture
Keep the moisture and softness of brown sugar and prevent it from become rough lumps by adding a long and narrow orange peeling into the sugar vessel.


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Coffee filter to clean dust
Clean dust from the computer and television screen using a coffee filter. You won't even have to get it wet to use it!


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Paper cloth to clean the shower doors
Remove insistent soap accumulation from the shower's glass doors by spraying a little water on a paper cloth, the kind used for the dryer and cleaning doors.


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Eggshells to clean narrow places
Use a hard boiled eggshell to clean the hard to reach areas of bottles, jars and vases. Throw a few pieces of shell in the object, add hot water and a little bit of dish soap, and stir it well. The shells will scrape off that hard-to-reach dirt.


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Pillow cover to clean the ceiling fan.
Slip an old pillow cover on the blades of the ceiling fan and then pull it backwards quickly to draw all the dust and dirt into it, without dropping them all over the floor.



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Ginger to deal with pain
Calm down blisters and burns by swatting some fresh ginger juice on the aching spot


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Lemon to clean a grater
After you've grated soft cheese or other sticky foods, use half a lemon to get rid of the leftovers. Just use the soft side of the lemon on both sides of the grater and you'll see how easily it becomes clean again.


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Nailpolish to fix a loose button
Smear a thin layer of transparent nailpolish on the center of the loose button, it will harden and keep it from falling.


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Onion to get rid of the scent of mildew
Air out the smell of mildew from the basement or the tool shed with onions. Cut an onion in half, put half of it on a plate and leave it in the room for the night. The morning after, the air in the room will be cleaner and you won't even smell the onion!


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Vinegar and salt against the smell of onion
However, you might be concerned of having that pesky scent of onions on your hands. A combination of vinegar and salt neutralizes the smell of onions. Mix the two materials and pour this on your hands to rub together until the scent is gone. Then wash with soap.


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Pumice to clean a sweater
Take a rough pumice and gently rub it on any thick sweaters to get rid of little fibers and other junk.


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Empty bottle to stabalize boots
Use empty wine bottles to keep tall leather boots stable, so they don't lose their shape in storage.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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