Saturday 2 February 2013

[www.keralites.net] Craziest Valentine's Day Gifts

1. Unicorn Bouquet
Flowers die but unicorns are forever, especially plush ones. The Plush Unicorn Bouquet ($49.99) comes with a herd of 11 little plush unicorns in a bouquet wrapping. Each unicorn is on a stem, like a flower except way cooler, and of course they can be detached and placed anywhere you want.
2. Sexiest Number Pillowcases

If you're searching for a devilishly naughty gift for a loved one then you can't beat these couple "Sexiest number of all time!" pillowcases!
You can both have a piece of the naughty number 69 – extremely fun and hilarious to show any guests, yet excellent to show your partner the devil in you!
3. Heart Gelatin Mold

The Heart Gelatin Mold ($6.95) makes it easy to give someone your whole heart. Now you can sit back and watch while they devour it with delight. It's perfect for lovebirds, med school students, and aspiring cannibals.
4. Instant Love Inflatable Heart

Need instant love? Blow one up! The inflatable heart ($4.95) is the most convenient, portable and unconditional form of love ever created.
5. Control Your Woman Remote Controller

This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try to control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller ($29.99) offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it's a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don't seem to work but get the most use!
6. Underpants Sucker

Are you sick of people telling you that Valentine's Day is right around the corner? Does the thought of a heart shaped box of chocolates make you want to gag? Show your disdain for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day candy with the mint flavored Underpants Sucker ($3.45). This delicious pair of edible tighty whities on a stick is the perfect way to tell people to eat your shorts while keeping your breath minty fresh.
7. Happy Man Bottle Stopper

Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? This fabulous red
Happy Man Bottle Stopper ($14.95) will greet you with a happy face and wide open arms whenever you open the cutlery drawer. The perfect gift for him.
8. Ex Voodoo Knife Set

The Ex Voodoo Knife Set ($79.99)
is a rather bizarre set that would probably make most chefs smile, whether they are Men or Women. It could be taken as a perfect Valentine's Day gift that is somewhat sadistic but also practical.
9. World's Largest Gummy Bear

This Gummy Bear in the World ($41.90) is probably the sweetest Valentine's Day gift ever because it is the largest, being the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears. Of course, this also means the calorie count is much higher, but then again…it is much easier to share with your Valentine lover.
10. Jump Up And Kiss Me Hot Sauce

Could this be the perfect Valentine's Day or romantic Birthday present for the hot sauce lover? ($9.01) What you do with it is up to you....ooh-er!
11. Tunes for Two

The Headphone splitter ($11.95) lets two people listen to the same music source.
12. Ask Me First - Sleeping Mask

The Ask Me First Eye Mask ($3.62) is a cheeky gift for women that are fed up with using the headache excuse at bedtime. It's ideal for ladies who hate being rudely awakened from their sweet dreams by randy husbands.
13. Heart Tongs

Are you looking to pick up the perfect Valentine's Day treat for your sweet? This lucious kitchen gadget ($9.95) is perfect for serving up some food for the soul.
14. Elephant Willy Warmer

Blow your own trumpet with this Elephant Willy Warmer ($3.27), the ideal gift for any discerning gentlemen. Ideal Valentine's Day gift!
15. Zombie Cupid

You can run and you can hide, but Valentine's Day will find you. Accept your fate and start looking for fun ways to express your undying love for someone. Might we suggest the drop dead adorable Zombie Cupid ($14.95)? They are not only romantic but they are also very practical. This little guy's quiver is empty and can be used to hold a flower or pencil.

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[www.keralites.net] Management Tip: The Right Way to Give Your Boss Bad News

 

No one likes a difficult conversation with the boss, but it can be a valuable tool for building a trusting relationship. Try these four steps the next time you need to share upsetting news:
  • Describe the problem. Provide a general overview and show the specific impact it has on your work and the company's goals.
  • Identify your solution. Explain how you've already tried to solve the problem and what you've learned from those attempts. Recommend a specific approach, along with alternatives to give your manager options.
  • Discuss the benefits. Focus on concrete examples of how your idea will succeed. If you have tested your approach on a small scale with good results, share that information.
  • Accept responsibility. Demonstrate your commitment to ensuring success. Work with your manager to develop a final action plan.

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[www.keralites.net] Story: Competing with Others

 


"I beat him" of course, he didn't even know we were racing. After i passed him, i realized i had been so focused on competing against him that i had missed my turn. I had gone nearly six blocks past it. I had to turn around and go all back. Isn't that what happens in life when we focus on competing with co-workers, neighbors, friends, family, trying to outdo them or trying to prove that we are more successful or more important? We spend our time and energy running after them and we miss out on our own paths to our God given destinies.
The problem with unhealthy competition is that its a never ending cycle.There will always be somebody ahead of you, someone with better job, nicer car, more money in the bank, more education, better behaved children, etc. But realize that "You can be the best that you can be, you are not competing with no one." Some people are insecure because they pay too much attention 2 what others are doing, where others are going, wearing driving.Take what God has given you, the height, weight personality. Dress well wear it proudly! You'll be blessed by it.Stay focused and live a healthy life.There's no competition in DESTINY, run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!

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